This is a little late but the mini-tour was a blast. We went to Atlanta, Charleston and Greenville. I think we accomplished what we wanted to accomplish which was:
Determine that the band is not composed of assholes
We spent a lot of time on the road and I was with at least someone from the band every minute for 60 hours and while I realize the above sentence is definitely relative, the lesson learned is that I personally do not think the band is composed of assholes.
Here's some other things I learned:
1) Atlanta is huge. I couldn't believe how big it is. I naively thought that cities that big only existed up north. What a fool. Atlanta also has the Claremont Hotel. I was told that The Claremont Hotel has rooms available "by the hour". So if you're very tired in Atlanta and need to take a quick nap, there ya go.
In the basement of the luxurious Claremont Hotel is a bar that has a slogan "Alive since 65". The slogan should be "Alive at 65". Stop in and you'll see what I mean. Don't mind the small cover, the look of horror on your friend's face will be well worth it.
2) Charleston is historic and metropolitan at the same time. And I mean historic like Gettysburg and metropolitan like London. It's a beautiful city with a wonderful downtown. Apparently it has the same problem that Durham does though: there's a university but they don't come out to shows (and no, smart ass, I'm not using our shows as a gauge; it's what I heard from a coupla different folk). They have a Chaz-ish store down there, 52.5 Records, that does in-house shows/has a wonderful staff/provides free coffee.
Wait a sec, Chaz doesn't provide free coffee...
3) Greenville totally kicks ass. We played a house party because the art gallery that used to have shows can't have shows anymore due to fire code violations or something. When we first got to Greenville, Mike knocked on the door of the house we were playing at and some kid answers saying, "Who knocks on MY door? WHO KNOCKS ON MY DOOR? Dude, DON'T knock on my door! That means I got to get up to answer it. Just come in." Another quote I thought was funny is this guy with cut off gloves shows up with a case of Miller and the other guy says, "Man, I remember when Stokey's put that for $9 bucks a case. And that's all a remember. They put it on sale and the whole rest of the week was gone."
The show was a blast. I wanted to stick around and see We Are The Music Makers and Apis Bull but we were sick as dogs probably due to us violating this...
4) On a tour, if at all possible, don't schedule shows more than 3 hours apart. Our shows were five hours apart which meant getting up and on the road at least two hours sooner than we should have.
5) Have the chicken soup. I'm a real mild vegetarian and I use that term when I apply it to myself real loosely. I still eat eggs. I still eat fish and if I'm at a party and I realize that the quiche rolls aren't as vegetarian as I thought, I still eat them thinking well at least the little fucker didn't die for nothing. And this is completeky awful of me but I make exception to eating chicken soup when I'm sick. That being said: in Greenville, the chicken soup at the Katie's EuroPub (I think that's what it is called) is unbelievable.
6) Bagged Pickles. Who thought this was a good idea?
Next time, more rest, more vitamins, more fruits, more veggies and more dollar bills for Paul to give Porche.
Thanks Jeff, Mat, Ashley, Ryan and the Lowercase Thieves, Clay and 52.5 Records, Justin, ISP and Elevado...and of course Josh!